THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER.
PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.
But folie a deux will always be under appreciated.
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued
This speaks to me.
I thought the first one was like a shower and I was like please give me that shower
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
♡♡♡ John coming off of anesthesia from a minor operation and is totally loopy and can’t remember who Sherlock is, and he just goes into full throttle Captain J. Watson flirt mode and Sherlock is blushing and stammering and could never have believed John capable of saying those things to him otherwise cause he needs to hear everything said explicitly ♡♡♡