Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
please no one wear these ever
too late, Justin bieber already does
don’t even try and tell me fem!cas wouldn’t be a total bamf lady
also i hate drawing wings
hd version on deviantart
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
FACT halloween was created in order to train kids for the SKELETON WAR
This is the best thing I have heard all week.
Romeo and Juliet die
How dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the play is ruined for me now might as well drop outta school at this point
the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away